I get asked about SPARK all the time…What is this CrossFit stuff? Why should I do CrossFit? What makes it different then everything else? I usually reply with staple answers (in my own special way of course) about its constant variation, its high intensity and of course its functionality.Â
Functional? What the heck does that mean? Simply put, it’s fitness that is applicable to life, sport or whatever activity you choose - or are forced into. CrossFit prepares you for any thing, at any time in any place. The following is a perfect example.
I received an email at the end of last week from Anne K. It was in response to my Nov 17th posting “Chase Those Goats”. Without spoiling anything, I have to say that this short story really helps one believe that you never know what is around the corner and what physical demands it might entail. And besides that, its funny as hell.

Dear Kim,
I wanted to tell you about my own farm animal story today and suddenly you’re posting farm animals on the SPARK website.
One of the reasons I started CrossFit was to make calving season easier (starting in February). After only a month of Crossfitting, I had my first challenge at a calving this morning. If you want to hear all the gory details, here’s my story:
I was called out to a calving on a cold, frosty morning. The cow was down and a dead calf was wedged in the wrong position in her pelvic canal, without any room to even slide my hands around. I struggled and grunted for a while without making any progress, cursing the fact that I would be too worn out to do the workout of the day at the gym that night.Â
The cow shifted and rolled over on her side closer to the fence. I found a strategic fence post to brace my feet against while lying on the ground pushing my hands against the calf. I took a deep breath and pretended I was doing a thruster. That poor calf shot back inside the cow so far that her eyeballs bulged out! Suddenly, I had all kinds of room to maneuver the calf back into the correct position.
I never try to overexert myself when pulling a calf. If there are big guys standing around, I let them feel manly and do all the hard work of pulling by hand. If I’m on my own, I use a winch and the laws of physics in my favour. Today I threw a chain around the legs and sat bracing myself behind the cow. I pretended that I was on the rowing machine and the calf came flying out, landing at my feet.
I’m not sure if CrossFit saved the day, but the farmer sure was glad that I saved his cow’s life!
Chasing goats,
Anne K.
In case you were wondering, Anne is a vet. And in case you’re still wondering if CrossFit is functional I have two responses…
1 - Yes it is
2 - Perhaps someone should open up your “pelvic canal” (ok, your ass) so you can remove your head!
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