Funny. Gross. Makes you think a little…This is the story of the 1 year old Happy Meal.Â
Nonna Joann writes and keeps the blog “Baby Bites - Transforming A Picky Eater Into A Healthy Eater”. As an experiment she decided to keep a Happy Meal on her counter for an entire year (or at least as long as she could stand it). The findings may shock you a little or perhaps not because lets face it, we’ve all gone to vacuum out our car and found a fry that looks a few seconds old under our seat. Oh stop lying to yourself and all of us! You’ve all found one so just shut your lips and read…I’ll summarize it for you.
“I purchased a Happy Meal, not to eat, but to observe. Yes, I bought a Happy Meal and then placed it on my office shelf, right behind me and my computer. It sat on my shelf for a year as a silent witness to our fast food industry.
It smelled delicious for a few days. I’d get a whiff of those yummy French fries every time I walked into my office. After a week or so, you could hardly smell it. My husband worried that when the food began to decompose, there would be a terrible odor in our home. He also worried the food would attract ants and mice. He questioned my sanity.
NOPE, no worries at all. My Happy Meal is one year old today and it looks pretty good. It NEVER smelled bad. The food did NOT decompose. It did NOT get moldy, at all.”
“The photo on the bottom is the one I took today. Because Colorado has an arid climate, over the year the moisture has been slowly pulled from the Happy Meal. The bread is crusty and if you look closely, you will see a crack across the top. The hamburger has shrunk a bit and still resembles a hockey puck. Yet, the French fries look yummy enough to eat. I never had an odor problem, after a couple of weeks, I couldn’t even smell the fries.
Now look at the photo on the top, I took it a year ago. Not much difference. The bread is plumper and the fries a tad bit perkier.”
“Picky eaters universally love junk foods. They won’t touch veggies and sometimes refuse to eat the food their moms prepare. Out of desperation, parents give in and purchase the food their picky eaters will eat…junk food.
The next time you’re tempted to purchase a Happy Meal for your child, think about these photos. Food is SUPPOSED to decompose, go bad and smell foul…eventually. When I was a kid, I remember our garbage pail for the left over food scraps was kept by our back door. After a couple of days, flies deposited their larvae (maggots) in the meat. When I would lift the lid, I would see the recently hatched maggots wiggling on the putrid mess. A fly never bothered to land on the tiny hamburger patty on my office shelf.
Food is broken down into it’s essential nutrients in our bodies and turned into fuel. Our children grow strong bodies, when they eat real food. Flies ignore a Happy Meal and microbes don’t decompose it, then your child’s body can’t properly metabolize it either. Now you know why it’s called “junk food.”
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September 1st, 2010 at 9:37 pm
I once had a friend who ate one of those fries found under the seat in my car. Judging by his reaction, fries that are several years old do not taste nearly as good as they look.
September 1st, 2010 at 9:39 pm
I’m impressed that someone even thought to try this…and I’m equally impressed that you keep digging this obscure shit up! I love every food post you do. My sister is currently battling the french fry addiction with her 3 year old “picky eater”….I think this should help!
September 1st, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Kim,
By far one of the most interesting points made here on the blog.
As some of you know I have a tendency to go off the rails and hit some nasty and epic food binges.
I’ve been getting a lot better lately, but this, this post….was the final nail in my fast food coffin.
September 1st, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Funny how we all seem to have a “friend” that does these weird things eh Graham?
Why can’t you just admit that it was Jenny and that it wasn’t a fry but that it was a glosette raisin
September 1st, 2010 at 9:52 pm
@ Holly
I try, I really do - thanks for letting me know.
September 2nd, 2010 at 7:13 am
The thing is - if a child is never exposed to a certain food in the first place, they will not know what they are missing. When they are young and don’t know any better (or don’t quite understand moderation), why not just refuse to go to McDonalds? Explain that it is not “real food” - a child can grasp that I think. Granted I have no kids and don’t claim to know about raising them, but I know that no matter how much I begged for the Count Chocula Cereal, my mother never bought it. She told me it is junk. Once you start exposing them to high sugar foods, junk food, they will develop a taste for it, want it, and expect it.
September 2nd, 2010 at 9:06 am
I remember my Chemistry teacher in High School doing an experiment like this….he took a stick of Butter and a stick of Margarine and left them outside in his garage for a month. The Butter was covered in mold and ants, the margarine barely had dust on it! Real Food is where it’s at people!
September 2nd, 2010 at 10:58 am
Well this is a great post, sad part now is i am kinda craving mcdonalds now. But atleast i know its not real food, so ill just have to get a donair instead. Im pretty sure that meat is real…. right??
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:52 pm
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