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So after yesterday’s post (and no I wasn’t cranky…it was just time to bring everyone back to earth and get re-focused) I thought I would do something a little more light hearted.  This was sent to me by a friend of mine.  I won’t include the picture that was sent along with this article but I will put the article for you guys to read.  I have no idea where he got it but I laughed my butt off.

So remember ladies everytime you get “checked out” you are adding years onto someones life.  You should probably take that as your duty in life from here on out.

So here’s the question then…just thinking out loud…does this work the opposite way?  I mean can women extend their lives by checking out guys? 

Here are my thoughts: men aren’t the brightest creatures and sometimes we really need to concentrate on things to make them happen, hence having to get an eyeful for a full 10 minutes.  Women are generally smarter, so it shouldn’t take them as long…say 10 seconds.  The way I figure is that WE as men are extending your lives far more than YOU as women are extending ours.  By my calculations I guess all women are indebted to us men!!!  HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND GUYS!!!

Post thoughts on how the ladies can start showing their gratitude to men (and no Sliver, a topless NorCal Margarita Party is out of the question…or is it???).


Workout of the Day:

  • Overhead Squat  5-3-1-1-1

Rest, then:

  • 15 Power Cleans  95lbs / 75lbs
  • 10 Tuck Jumps
  • 5 Slap Push Ups

4 rounds

16 Responses to “Cardio Boobs”

  1. Suzanne Says:

    Glad to do my part- just don’t know if it counts when they’re hanging down by my waist?? (darn kids!)

  2. cheryl Says:

    Ummmm….pretty sure i have extended the odd mans life span!! Ahhhh….again another the the male species is indebted to us for…lol!!! Glad to know i can accomplish the same in 10 seconds or less. We definetely are the dominant sex….teehee!!

  3. Jodie Says:

    So, it’s boobs for guys. What part of a guy would us ladies need to focus on/check out to extend our lives? :)

  4. Jonny Says:

    Ladies, I’m forever indebted to all of you!
    Much love and thanks!!!

  5. Sliver Says:

    Who wants Margharitas?!!! haha

    I’d just like to echo Jonny’s comments as well…thank you ladies. ;)

  6. jana Says:

    and just for that I will do my part and go get some new tops ;…JK I wonder what my husband would think with me leaving for the gym with my boobs pouring out ( even more haha)…I’d just tell him I’m doing my part to make this world a healthier place ;)

  7. Jonny Says:

    Jana,
    he’ll understand… We hope jk

  8. Graham Says:

    I wanna know where you sign up for these studies. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal :)

  9. Celeste Says:

    pretty sure no one is checking out my sternum, sorry boys I can’t help you out

  10. Brett Says:

    Bahahaha. Great post. I’d like to send out my thanks to all of you ladies out there just like the rest of the guys. I never knew just how much you women are saving our lives one peek at a time.

  11. Timmy Says:

    I work around women all day long…….I’m gonna live forever!!!

  12. Kamila Says:

    Who doesn’t check out breasts? Maybe it doesn’t excite us women, but I think the majority of women out there look as well… I think you guys should just go for a visit to wreck beach for therapy ;)

  13. Devlin Says:

    Me too Tim, this might make us live till our hundreds

  14. Darron Says:

    What’s happened to the blog posts? I miss them!

  15. Brayden McCaul Says:

    Thanks ladies you make me live longer… and happier! :)

  16. nicole Says:

    It is an eye catcher and as much as I enjoy this article, I’m with Darron> missing the new posts!

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