Let me say that I’m not one of those closet facebookers.  I don’t lie to everyone and say its dumb and pointless and then use a fake name to creep people out.  I have an account, I know the people that are my “friends” and I check it every couple days.  SO WHAT!

There are two things that piss me off about Facebook though, one is as mentioned above - the antis.  If you don’t like it why do you know so much about it?  Grow the F up and get over it.  Things are easy enough to avoid these days by simply staying away from them.  Guess what, if you don’t have an account you can’t get annoying emails in your inbox and if people like doing something they feel is fun who the hell are you to judge them anyway?

Even more ironic (and yes I am using this correctly even most people don’t - at least I think its correct…) is that there are Anti-Facebook groups on Facebook!  Really?

Then there is the other EVIL side of FB.  The side that makes me want to scream and punch someone…heck, I’ll go so far as to say, the side that would make me want to actually “de-friend” someone.  Thats right, I said it…I’m about to lower the hammer and in the immortal words of Kenny Powers exclaim “You’re F**king OUT!”

In case you’re still with me and wondering what it is…its this:

Now let me back up here.  I am not judging these people playing these games, I just don’t want to be part of it and I can’t turn it off from my end (if I can please tell me).

Heres the deal though…I don’t care about your damn farm or your baby peacock or your tiki whatever.  Don’t invite me play, don’t tell me about it and just a note…if you were actually involved in the Mafia they would have killed you ages ago because you are a raging douche!

Is there not a way to turn off your stupid updates?  I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THEM!  If you want to play games go buy a PS3 or something.  At least all those guys that sit at home and play WarCraft like Leroy Jenkins keep it to themselves…ok maybe Leroy didn’t keep it to himself but you get the point.

Please, please, PLEASE find a way to turn off those ridiculous updates!

While we’re at it I found a little something on who not to be on Facebook.  You know who you are, now fix it.

So here is your homework…

If you have these people on your Newsfeed send them a link to this blog.  You don’t even have to call them out.  Simply respond to one of their updates and say you found something funny and they should take a look and link to the blog.  If they have a nut in their head they’ll get it and stop, or at least think before hitting submit or whatever.  If they are clueless they’ll laugh and say how funny it was and then ask for assistance on the “farm” helping sheep over a fence.

Discuss.