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Ok ladies, this post is just for you. There is finally a solution to your *ahem* problem in the bedroom. As a man, believe me when I tell you that there is nothing, let me repeat that, NOTHING sexy about you farting under the covers and then wafting it in our faces!
You no longer have to be embarassed while trying to sneak one out, or even leave the warmth of your bed and get to the bathroom to let go of an exceptionally sick stinker. And I know I speak for all us guys out there when I say thank goodness…no more “Dutch Ovens”…I mean really, thats just childish.
So here it is, the product that could save your marriage (sorry, it won’t embed so you have to watch direct off Youtube)
Don’t you just love how the lady in the video tries to act like its her husband thats melting the paint off the walls? I know! Its ridiculous.Â
–Whats that honey? Yeah I’m totally throwing the guys under the bus on the blog about farting in bed. Yeah the girls are gonna totally agree on this one. No, I’m not blaming the women. Trust me, I’m being totally impartial.–
Nothing better than not telling anyone the password to the blog!
Discuss. (I have a feeling this one could get ugly as we have a few couples in the gym.)
And sorry, I had to add one of those lame “type the warped word” thingys because the 50+ spam posts a day were starting to piss me off.
August 12th, 2010 at 8:49 am
Was this post inspired by actual events at home?
I would like to hear Erin’s say on this blog post.
Ps. Devlin & I think it should be called the ‘Comfarter’
August 12th, 2010 at 9:57 am
Oh the stories that this could lead to.
The only thing worse then the dutch oven is the shower fart. There is no escaping from that one.
August 12th, 2010 at 11:27 am
Its true… its really a complete mystery why the shower farts are so much worse!!
August 12th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Whether it’s in the bed, shower or wherever, everyone should rejoice in the fact that they can pass gas! Right Devlin?
Seriously.
August 12th, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Humen and Devlin. Back when I was with the team the boys used to call this SHEAMERS. Haha
August 12th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
bahahahh. It’s blog posts like this that make me proud to be a Spark member.
August 13th, 2010 at 8:39 am
Farts…? Really….? This is getting worse all the time.
August 14th, 2010 at 8:51 am
I don’t care what you say Timmaay, fart jokes may be juvenile but are still a staple in my routine.
Actually, fart jokes are a close second to my personal favorite: Kirstie Alley jokes.
I know… I’m a @#$hole