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Instant gratification has really gone up a notch here eh? I mean, we’ve all heard that anything worth getting is worth working your ass off for right? But not taking 1 minute out of your day to make a sandwich? COME ON!Â
Now I know everyone at SPARK eats totally clean and never cheats and even the mere thought of a PB&J sandwich is like acid on an open wound. BULLSHIT! There are few things in this world that are as tasty and comforting than a fresh bread PB&J. Thank goodness we have no bread in the house or I’d probably be stuffing my face right now.Â
This is absolute blasphemy…not to mention that it sounds totally disgusting! But I must say that I am totally intrigued. I would also bet that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU would have a go if I brought in a case. Perhaps this should be the new birthday treat…hmmmmmm, canned cake.
Here is the sales pitch:
- Candwich is the perfect product for people on the go such as students, construction workers, soccer moms and outdoor enthusiasts.
- Unique packaging offers convenience and protection while backpacking, camping, biking and other activities.
- (My personal favorite) Does not require refrigeration.
- Candwich has a long shelf life that is perfect for emergency food storage needs in the event of natural disasters.
- These great tasting products are available as single can, four-pack or by the case.
And soon to be released…Pepperoni Pizza Flavor.
I tried to find the Nutritional Information on this stuff but I was not able to. So if your Google-Fu is better than mine (which I’m sure it probably is) help me out and post it up.Â
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August 4th, 2010 at 11:05 am
Candwich… what a clever name.
I think the novelty would wear off the minute the can was opened.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
gross. You gotta give them props for marketing though. This product will appeal to a lot of dumb people.
August 4th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I’m afraid this might be worse…
http://www.weightymatters.ca/2009/05/frankenfood-whole-chicken-in-can.html
August 4th, 2010 at 3:04 pm
That looks deliciously wrong.
August 4th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
August 4th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Thank goodness we can like the Candwich on Facebook!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Candwich-by-Mark-One-Foods/110127192370673?ref=nf
I wonder if the fact that the Candwich financier is being sued will impact my ability to purchase this wonderful product…
August 4th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Ok I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t like cooking and usually prepare something quick. But this puts an entire new meaning to “fast food”. Nothing like a canwich, spam and a coke for a healthy meal choice.
I hear you recover from workouts faster when you eat like this! :p
August 5th, 2010 at 12:46 am
Tig - I actually threw up in my mouth a bit when I saw that can giving birth to the chicken.
August 5th, 2010 at 12:47 am
But since we are talking about gross food, check out:
http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
August 5th, 2010 at 5:12 am
haha, I’ve seen that website before Graham. It’s a good one. Apologies for posting that chicken in a can. I felt like throwing up too when i saw it; I don’t know why I felt compelled to make others share my experience.
August 5th, 2010 at 8:54 am
My mom should of made millions off this. She used to call it Ziplock-bagwich for your ” Grab and go convenience”
Seriously a canned sandsquatch…can’t wait for the Tuna Melt can.
Looking at this product gives me no hope for mankind…
“There will be no dawn for Men”
Saruman LOTR